Arsenal Caption Contest 6
Caption Contest

Think you're a smart ass? Think you know what our "Gods" are thinking? Well, here's your chance to put your thoughts into print. Tell us what you think is going on in the picture provided, and I'll make an image of the best one for you
Competition ends 28th February 2001, when the winner will be announced, and a new Caption Contest will take place...

RULES OF CONDUCT

  • Please moderate yourselves and don't swear or be outrageously abusive, as your caption will simply be removed (or you will be banned from the site).
  • Try to be imaginative.
  • No captions in CAPITAL LETTERS, as they are percieved to be shouting over the internet.
  • If you DO NOT support Arsenal Football Club, I would greatly appreciate you abiding by the same rules as everyone else...
  • I thank you for your co-operation in advance.

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    MARK VIDUKA - CAPTION ENTRIES:


    jamie carney
    carne36 @ hotmail.com
    November 13, 2004
    lets do rolly pollys


    michael mossess
    floraman_15 @ hotmail.com
    October 25, 2004
    Breakdancing halftime show impresses on debut


    michael mossess
    floraman_15 @ hotmail.com
    October 25, 2004
    Keown and Viduka race to the annual makeover giveaway...


    michael mossess
    floraman_15 @ hotmail.com
    October 25, 2004
    pull my leg......woops i meant finger


    michael mossess
    floraman_15 @ hotmail.com
    October 25, 2004
    viduka challenges viera to a game of bulldog...viera stands stunned


    Michael Mossess
    floraman_15 @ hotmail.com
    October 25, 2004
    Give us a hand mark? its hard sucking your own d**k


    Brandon Rubad
    Brxlr8 @ aol.com
    October 13, 2004
    Hey! How much did you pay for those boots? I saw them on sale last week. You got ripped off buddy, so I'll rip them off you


    Ali
    a_gimmy @ hotmail.com
    October 13, 2004
    keown: WOW!!! Nice boots


    Ali
    a_gimmy @ hotmail.com
    October 13, 2004
    Keown: damn , i thought i could TAKE down mark if i spent the season working out ,damn u australian monster


    y udaya manish
    yelum4 @ yahoo.co.in
    October 12, 2004
    you vampire viduka stop its my turn


    phemmy
    phemmy911 @ yahoo.com
    August 30, 2004
    no goal for u viduka becos we must be unbeatable this season


    Jerome
    August 19, 2004
    I told u not to were my trainers, get em off


    slash
    robbo4386 @ aol.com
    August 17, 2004
    I mean it mark!! i want my boots back before you go down!!!


    adam
    July 13, 2004
    phroorrrrrrrrrwwwww thats gotta hurt


    stuart
    daymonkey @ msn.com
    June 27, 2004
    VIDUKA: are we there yet


    Grampus Eight
    June 05, 2004
    What! The chewing gum's having adhered on the back side of shoes?


    Umang
    umang @ footymania.com
    May 17, 2004
    You heard of Shaolin Soccer? I'm the Shaolin fouler.


    mclintock
    upurarsenal @ highbury.net
    May 16, 2004
    Keown: Did someone toss another ball on the pitch?!


    mclintock
    upurarsenal @ highbury.com
    May 16, 2004
    Keown: Somersault if you love the Gunners!


    mclintock
    upuarsenal @ highbury.com
    May 16, 2004
    Keown: Does anyone else hear the snap, crackle, pop, of my vertebrae?


    mclintock
    upurarsenal @ highbury.com
    May 16, 2004
    Keown: From this angle, you have such nice legs, Viduka and I hope you don't mind me pawing at and daintily feeling on your ankle to quell my boyish fanatsies.


    Gunnery
    me @ me.com
    May 04, 2004
    Keown: Eeeekk.. you don't wear underwear, pervert ! Viduka: You peeked at me, who's more pervert ?


    Chris
    jinksy13 @ yahoo.com
    April 26, 2004
    Yo Mark, I thinkI've found that tunnel to Australia you were talkin' about !!


    sem
    semma_aj @ yahoo.co.uk
    April 12, 2004
    oi viera does my bootie look fruity?


    FL
    olla_gatie @ yahoo.co.uk
    April 12, 2004
    ooooh the ausie fish smell down here!


    mark billett
    markyboy_75 @ hotmail.com
    March 30, 2004
    come on i will even lay down with my back turned an i bet u still dont score


    Simbarashe Chikafa
    SimbaC @ rasole.co.zw
    March 23, 2004
    Reyes was hooked down Terry of Chelsea


    Minz
    only_1_outlaw @ hotmail.com
    March 22, 2004
    Paid by tha club 40,000, Puma Football boots 49.99, Nike football 14.99, Bringing down Viduka face first tha tw*t Priceless


    Colin Hare
    cihareuk @ yahoo.co.uk
    March 17, 2004
    Mark, one of your studs is comming lose!


    Sygon
    jchunt @ eircom.net
    March 15, 2004
    Great! one minute's rest, now it's time to score again!


    James Baldwin
    March 11, 2004
    Keown:Fall over fatty. Viduka:Shut up Frankinstien!!


    James Baldwin
    Jaybald @ hotmail.com
    March 11, 2004
    Keown:Fall over fatty. Viduka:Shut up Fatty!!


    Giao
    thanhgiao22 @ hotmail.com
    March 08, 2004
    Viduka: The referee is looking at you. Keown: Do you think I care? Haha...as long as my coach doesn't see it.


    Tobias
    tobben_b @ hotmail.com
    March 03, 2004
    Viduka said: If Totti can do it, i can! hehe


    Tobias
    tobben_b @ hotmail.com
    March 03, 2004
    Viduka said right after: Ahhh my little loved snout!


    Dean
    dean_kemp_98 @ hotmail.com
    March 01, 2004
    Look Arsene look what i can do "Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" "No"


    Damian
    wukshop @ hotmail.com
    February 27, 2004
    you crazy aussies there not much down under! have a look mark!


    Thomas McLaughlin
    mclaughlin_tp @ hotmail.com
    February 27, 2004
    Viduka: If I can just connect with Keowns hand as he falls over, I may have a chance of a free-kick...... Oh yes got it


    Chris
    February 26, 2004
    Where do you think your going.


    Carly
    carly_d_89 @ hotmail.com
    February 26, 2004
    Allow me to help you Mark!


    Giao
    thanhgiao22 @ hotmail.com
    February 25, 2004
    Let me go. I am not going to look at the sky with you in your position.


    Pete
    peter4r @ hotmail.com
    February 23, 2004
    Viduka: Martin let me at him, the damn ball refuse to follow my command all day... Keown: Calm down Mark, I will not let u! That ball belongs to Tierry!! (Henry scored hatrick against Leeds, and will keep the match ball after the game)


    Martyn!!
    ginge1874 @ hotmail.com
    February 22, 2004
    WAIT!! YOUR SHOELACE IS UNTIED!!!


    Da bomb
    rahuldravid_69a @ hotmail.com
    February 20, 2004
    AHHHHHHHHH so u do a flip after u score not before


    timothy olusesan ogunjobo
    nasestemitope @ yahoo.com
    January 20, 2004
    kanu,what's up woun't u coming for the nations cup.


    I Ashurst
    impa43 @ yahoo.com
    January 11, 2004
    It's only an ankle tap, nobody'll notice.


    tim heaney
    January 10, 2004
    oi how come i only get puma boots if you get adidas hand them over


    ucanda
    ducanda2002 @ yahoo.co.uk
    January 08, 2004
    leave me alone


    robbie norster
    www.rn03 @ stvincent.co.uk
    December 18, 2003
    i just want to get a close look at your boot


    stacy
    10099432.student @ bromley.ac.uk
    November 25, 2003
    by no means can i allow you to pass me by, even if that does mean breaking my neck in da process!!!


    Steve King
    steveking5000 @ yahoo.uk
    November 01, 2003
    Quick! 5p is on the floor!!!!!!!!!!!I have to get that!!!!!


    Mick Doyle
    Mick.Doyle @ Aculab.Com
    October 15, 2003
    "I can even beat you standing on my head LOOK!!"


    Pete Beaney
    beanz @ btinternet.com
    October 12, 2003
    "Down Under" You're going down, I'm going under!


    alex
    pornlover2003_88 @ hotmail.com
    October 11, 2003
    hey henry,viduka has got your shoes,and your girl friends numba inside his socks


    Feliks
    felix75 @ poczta.onet.pl
    October 07, 2003
    Keown: Where's the third ball?


    steve
    Elseysteve @ aol.com
    October 02, 2003
    keown:i can see my brains from here


    Chris Oladipo
    Buckwheat156 @ hotmail.com
    September 22, 2003
    "hey viera check out my dragon flip knee to ankle grab"


    Canuck Gooner
    September 02, 2003
    they lied when they said you were big down under


    jacob arsenal boy
    jacob. gardner @ btopenworld.com
    August 29, 2003
    getyour leg off my hand you leeds dirt bag


    amir
    amir1967 @ maktoob.com
    August 28, 2003
    keown to viduka: i can roll best than the ball.


    sasa
    amirjawadsalih @ yahoo.com
    August 27, 2003
    keown:why are all of them turned upside down.


    Brad Hudson
    dallas_stars77 @ hotmail.com
    August 25, 2003
    "Your studs are so CLEAN!"


    joe o'shea
    joshea @ london.newsquest.co.uk
    August 23, 2003
    "Struth - you break the guy's neck and he still holds on!"


    ian
    DBRADASK @ BIGPOND.NET.AU
    August 16, 2003
    ooh adidas


    bobby wright
    bobw13 @ msn.com
    August 11, 2003
    thats "my" ankle chain mark,you antipadiansissy.


    HE
    hanseri @ online.no
    August 08, 2003
    Keown: Is it still there??


    Mr X
    ljungbergkamp @ hotmail.com
    August 05, 2003
    Keown - So...do we shake hands now or at the end of the game...Mark? Mark?


    Rachel
    urban_diva22 @ hotmail.com
    July 22, 2003
    Keown: I didn't know my bottom look like that


    JR
    jens.raabe @ chello.no
    July 15, 2003
    Keown (singing): ...Oh.. Upside down, boy you turn me... Inside out and round and round...


    JR
    jens.raabe @ chello.no
    July 15, 2003
    Keown: Hey Mark, You're arse looks even bigger upside down!


    khal
    khal_dragon @ hotmail.com
    July 13, 2003
    martin keaon holds mark vidukas leg and viduka is ust about to fall and hurt him self badly likely to bea freekick by the ceatig defender arsenals the best


    Champions
    Wewonaretropheyback @ manutd.com
    June 30, 2003
    Succumbing to his foot fetish Martin gives himself head whilst stroking Viduka's foot


    rob wallace
    robert.wallace @ capitallogistics.co.uk
    June 13, 2003
    keown tries Desperately to stop Viduka launching into another Elvis impression


    Tony L
    lafual @ hotmail.com
    June 06, 2003
    Hang on Mark, I can see three balls from here.


    terry
    terrynials @ hecm.co.uk
    June 05, 2003
    if keown cant stop him getting to the burger van who can??!!


    Terry
    terrynials @ hecm.co.uk
    June 05, 2003
    if keown cant stop him getting to the burger van who can????!!


    Alex Kim
    otterulz @ aol.com
    June 05, 2003
    Critics say Martin Keown has lost a step. He has proven them wrong.


    steven baynes age 14
    abbotsford school burgess hill cuckfield
    June 04, 2003
    henry iz da best


    Chris
    blowing_my_own_trumpet @ hotmail.com
    May 29, 2003
    I thought so - that's where Vieira's boots got to!


    Danny Mills
    dandmills @ hotmail.com
    May 20, 2003
    Keown: Thought i was playing down under


    clare hugill
    clareh1973 @ yahoo.com
    April 19, 2003
    dont have to chase the ball im bent over and ready for you chase me !!!!!


    James
    osmosisjj @ hotmail.com
    April 18, 2003
    martin keown demonstrates the Arsenal off-side trap...


    helin
    wotachick @ hotmail.com
    April 16, 2003
    anyone for a game of twister?


    bear
    alan @ alan51.fsnet.co.uk
    March 22, 2003
    must have really banged my head i can see two balls


    james
    james @ hotmail
    March 08, 2003
    Keown: sorry mate, wrong sport


    Dan C
    danc102 @ hotmail.com
    March 08, 2003
    Keown: I'm better than that bloody Igor Stepanovs standing on my head!


    AHMED MODIBBO
    modibboahmed @ yahoo.com
    February 25, 2003
    Keown: Yeah i got him by ll means


    Lasting Magic
    LastingMagic @ Excite.com
    February 22, 2003
    "Beautiful diving header!"


    RachelEdith
    RachelEdith @ Excite.com
    February 22, 2003
    "Unfriendly friendly."


    Iva
    ivianell @ public.srce.hr
    February 17, 2003
    Keown: No way ref will see the tackle. Oh wait... who told him I have 4 yellow cards already?


    Iva
    ivianell @ public.srce.hr
    February 17, 2003
    Keown: I watched Maradona in 1986!! Alas, I play in defensive line!


    matt
    February 11, 2003
    Keown:i cant seem to find my arse! Viduka: wait. let me get down an help


    Bouhaki
    Bouhaki @ Excite.com
    February 05, 2003
    "All Ball!"


    alandillane
    alandillane_2000 @ yahoo.co.uk
    February 04, 2003
    Hey! Im Spinning around move out my way i Know your feeling me cause you got me like this!


    tom rowlands
    tom.rowlands @ tinyworld.co.uk
    February 03, 2003
    it is vodikers folt


    Daren Tan
    doh @ pacific.net.sg
    February 02, 2003
    Hey! I didn't know you could write under your shoe!


    thomas zimmerman
    tzsoccer @ bellsouth.net
    January 30, 2003
    not so quick wise guy haha gotcha


    kwame
    kwameud @ yahoo.com
    January 24, 2003
    Hey mark, kiss my ass, we are up 4-0


    Roy Rozario
    vip @ westnet.com.au
    January 19, 2003
    You do that hip-hop thing, Mark, and I'll spin on my head. That'll get the crowd going.


    george georgiou
    georgiou at totalise.co.uk
    January 18, 2003
    gottcha! you're going nowhere


    Will Mitchell
    mitcw001 @ westberks.org
    January 07, 2003
    As the mighty gunners are already 4-0 up, keown can't be arsed to try and tackle viduka, so he practices his gymnastics instead!


    See
    gunners1413 @ yahoo.com
    December 23, 2002
    Mark :"Stop pulling my leg !" Martin :"You r pulling my leg ! You r going towards your own net.."


    see
    seemingsze @ yahoo.com
    December 23, 2002
    Hey stop pulling my leg ! I am going to score a own goal so that Arsenal's goal scoring record continues...


    Goonerz4eva
    dominiklw @ o2.co.uk
    December 16, 2002
    Looks like Keown has perfected the 'ankle tap' in preparation for his England rugby team trial. Might have a chance of beating the aussies then!


    Oliver Wilkins
    sincranize @ hotmail.com
    December 15, 2002
    Well it could have been worse, think if we had Venables as our coach, then I guess he would have our pulling down senior citizens like Keown


    Chris
    Chris.saunders @ cipfa.org
    December 13, 2002
    The trick is to tuck your head right under , is this a bad time?


    Chris
    Chris.saunders @ cipfa.org
    December 13, 2002
    Thr trick is to tuck your head right under , is this a bad time?


    ian wright
    iamgod @ arsenal.com
    December 10, 2002
    nice tackle


    paul trimble
    Paulberger17 @ aol.com
    December 07, 2002
    god missed the ball again here comes another booking


    Richard Citrin
    vidal_99 @ hotmail.com
    December 01, 2002
    Martin stop doing rolly-pollys and get on with the game!!!


    richard
    rikad59 @ hotmail.com
    November 30, 2002
    I've always wondered how ostriches would tackle


    Jimmy
    funnyguy @ hotmail.com
    November 28, 2002
    Lets see what the judges make of Keown's forward roll with loop into professional foul . . . Top cheating!


    Will Wright
    will.wright @ netscalibur.co.uk
    November 25, 2002
    Martin - "I thought I'd help you out by playing as if we were in Australia...."


    Mrs Jacquie Bartley
    jacquiebartley @ aol.com
    November 21, 2002
    Are those my boots your wearing they must be they have L and R on the bottom


    paul dolan
    uibhfhali @ yahoo.com
    November 13, 2002
    Viduka:"i said pull my finger you idiot." Keown:"i wish i had,did something just crawl up your arse and die!"


    Iva
    i6m9 @ hotmail.com
    October 13, 2002
    Stop Mark, I need your foot to clean my arse.


    HaWaR
    hawar @ hotmail.com
    October 05, 2002
    Even after all these years Keown's forward roll wasn't good enough for his gymnastics award.


    HaWaR
    hawar @ hotmail.com
    October 05, 2002
    Even after all these years Keown's forward roll wasn't good enough for his gymnastics award.


    doojes
    o_driscollronan @ hotmail.com
    September 27, 2002
    I'll pretend I'm an ostrich and no one will know it was me.


    Simon Lock
    simonl @ projtel.co.uk
    September 25, 2002
    Hold on, I want you to watch my forward roll!!!


    peter
    peterkray @ hotmail.com
    September 24, 2002
    hey mark! u couldnt check to see if theres something up my arse!


    Andy
    the.gooner @ blueyonder.co.uk
    September 22, 2002
    Hey Mark, about this Kama Sutra thing... I'm not convinced we're got it quite right.


    spellsy
    spells63 @ hotmail.com
    September 14, 2002
    "it's true, you do shave"!


    Rui Simoes
    afcsimon @ hotmail.com
    September 13, 2002
    I told you that i can fly way


    the_gooner
    the_gooner @ yahoo.com
    September 11, 2002
    come back here you fat aussie bastard


    Clare Hugill
    shagwell @ virginstudent.com
    September 10, 2002
    hey, i thought this was gym class


    dave
    chewtown @ optushome.com.au
    August 30, 2002
    You were supposed to wait till i finished doing your laces....


    dave
    chewtown @ optushome.com.au
    August 30, 2002
    You were supposed to wait till i finished doing you laces.....


    Eoin O'Donnell
    eoinodonnell76 @ hotmail.com
    August 28, 2002
    Patrick Swayze's debut as a Leeds forward was marred by Keown's own brand of 'Dirty Dancing'


    BrissyGrant
    August 25, 2002
    Perfectly executed tuck and roll with professional foul.


    Ciaran
    August 21, 2002
    Keown: I bet u Mark, that I can lift my bum higher than u can. Viduka: Right then come on then ill whip ur ass!!!!


    Dan
    August 19, 2002
    Italy world cup team at diving practice.


    Dan
    bergy10_ @ hotmail.com
    August 19, 2002
    Is this what they mean by down under, Mark???


    Dan
    bergy10_ @ hotmail.com
    August 19, 2002
    Is this what they mean by down under, Mark???


    sam
    August 16, 2002
    fall over before i get caught, you fat git...!!


    eirik
    August 10, 2002
    Do you got my red shoes mark?


    Mirth
    August 09, 2002
    Martin, realising he cant lick his own tackle, enlists the assistance of a passer-by


    Nick Tickell
    nicktick13 @ hotmail.com
    August 06, 2002
    Keown: I'll score in your goal any time Mark


    Nick Tickell
    nicktick13 @ hotmail.com
    August 06, 2002
    Keown: I score in your goal any time mark


    neil
    neiltitangroup @ aol.com
    July 26, 2002
    I can see right up your shorts, wheres your ball


    neil
    neiltitangroup @ aol.com
    July 26, 2002
    It's a bad time for breakdancing but have you seen me do a head spin.


    Eirik
    oeirik @ hotmail.com
    July 21, 2002
    This is da right way to take a dive mark! -I may be not be a striker but I`m no fool! (Merde! I said NO PICTURES!)


    Will
    wildo316 @ hotmail.com
    July 20, 2002
    Keown: Look Mark, if I do this I can see everything out of my rear end. Viduka: What?! Keown: Fine if you're not going to pay attention, I'll take your leg away from you until you do so!


    Sam
    marios_fun_party @ hotmail.com
    July 13, 2002
    Keown: I'm sure I left 5 cents around here somewhere........Hey! you stood on it. Viduka:No I didn't Keown: I know mate i'm just pulling your leg


    Sam
    marios_fun_party @ hotmail.com
    July 13, 2002
    Weeeeeeeee! Hey A Foot?


    johnny
    jonkanon @ hotmail.com
    July 13, 2002
    Keown try out the self-invented "Fat Aussie footgrab"-move for his new wrestlingcareer.


    AZGooner
    kjeaston @ yahoo.com
    July 11, 2002
    Let me get this right, aim inside the goalmouth?


    Exiled in Newcastle
    July 03, 2002
    It took a lot of practice but finally they were able to get in the right positions to stop time at the 28th February (2001?)


    Dan.Pep
    dan.pep @ ntlworld.com
    June 24, 2002
    "Mum, you can see Newcastle from here"


    Christine
    June 21, 2002
    is that what its like down under?


    Dave Borgerd
    dave40k @ charter.net
    June 15, 2002
    Maybe if I head the world I can knock him off balance and get the ball back...


    teri saunders
    Linkin_Park_Blink182_Teri @ hotmail.com
    June 11, 2002
    I think i need to parp but i think i can hold it in ! Ah no grass has gone in my eye as well as my spit! yuck!


    Lucy
    xXLjungberg08Xx @ hotmail.com
    May 17, 2002
    See! Arsene! Look! I CAN do a forward roll!


    Bill
    May 15, 2002
    Right hand on green, yeah.........Left Foot on Red? Who's bright idea was Twister, anyway?


    Rob K
    May 14, 2002
    pull the other one, its got bells on it.


    Spencer
    sirspencer @ netzero.net
    May 08, 2002
    Hey ref, Do you smell that. That fat Koala Bear in white Horse & Carted yet again. One more and i am asking the gaffer to sub me.


    Missin Element
    DJ_Mes101 @ hotmail.com
    May 08, 2002
    The newly employed japanese trainer, methods where starting 2 pay of as Keown dives looked more realstic every day


    Matt
    Matt.moriarty @ totalise.co.uk
    May 08, 2002
    I may be ugly and I may be holding your boot but I'm a winner and you'll always be mid-table


    Marin Gjoca
    gjoca2000 @ yahoo.com
    May 06, 2002
    Keown-Hey, maybe i shoould tie his shoe.


    ARTHUR MACKNER
    JJURTHER @ YAHOO.COM
    May 01, 2002
    where's my weenie??? VIDUKA COME BACK HERE!!!!


    ARTHUR MACKNER
    JJURTHER @ YAHOO.COM
    May 01, 2002
    where's my weenie??? VIDUKA COME BACK HERE!!!!


    Joe Mangel
    joemangel @ hotmail.com
    April 29, 2002
    Keown took desperate measures to stop Viduka from attacking the boy in the front row eating a pie


    rob wallace
    rwal01782 @ aol.com
    April 27, 2002
    tick your it u fat aussie shit


    rob wallace
    rwal01782 @ aol.com
    April 27, 2002
    tick your it u fat aussie shit


    Alan Dobson
    britishbulldo85 @ hotmail.com
    April 26, 2002
    Martin was somewhat miffed when his extensive stretching routine was interrupted by a fat Aussie running past him at high speed.


    Kane Murdoch
    Jesterslob @ Hotmail.com
    April 18, 2002
    Keown performs a perfect front somersault to apprehend the Highbury boot thief.


    Kane Murdoch(No relation,smartass)
    Jesterslob @ Hotmail.com
    April 18, 2002
    That's that ladybug that stuffed my last shot.I'll get the bastard this time!!!


    Edu17
    derwynj @ dpconline.com
    April 16, 2002
    Oh shit! better get up before Woodgate & Bowyer come on the scene!


    Edu17
    derwynj @ dpconline.com
    April 16, 2002
    HaHaHa.....I can't believe you still think you'll win the league??


    Darren Bowser
    ab9db @ bath.ac.uk
    April 15, 2002
    Dixon grabs Aussie down under.


    the_gooner
    the_gooner @ yahoo.com
    April 14, 2002
    Hey Skippy, someone's fallen down a mine you say ?


    the_gooner
    the_gooner @ yahoo.com
    April 14, 2002
    oi Mark, I can see your house from here


    the_gooner
    the_gooner @ yahoo.com
    April 14, 2002
    is this how it looks down under ?


    the_gooner
    the_gooner @ yahoo.com
    April 14, 2002
    Fat Aussie Bastard, your'e just a fat Aussie Bastard.......


    Tiffany Lane
    MCKENZIESMOTHER @ HOTMAIL.COM
    April 10, 2002
    THOSE ARE NOT REGULATION SHOES.


    mike j
    bertiemee @ aol.com
    April 07, 2002
    Martin, can you smell spurs ?


    Shiok Man
    April 05, 2002
    After dragging Keown the length of the pitch, you gotta forgive Mark for pulling that horrible face.


    wael ak
    Waker1984 @ hotmail.com
    April 05, 2002
    Hey mark join me in the famous forward flip


    Goonah
    April 04, 2002
    Waiting for the caption contest winner to be announced.....


    Ben
    benwalton @ redape.fsnet.co.uk
    April 04, 2002
    Keown:"Just as I suspected these are not regulation studs, REF, REF"


    Kik
    kik_arsenal @ hotmail.com
    March 31, 2002
    Holay! Arsenal won again!!!! I love you, Henry


    Gooner til i die
    March 27, 2002
    Yet again, poorly disguised as martin keown running on his neck, the evil alien ankle snatcher claims another victim


    andrea
    andrea @ sforce.co.uk
    March 27, 2002
    spin the twister board before i fall on me face mate!!!!!!!!!


    adam
    March 26, 2002
    "Excuse me Mr Viduka, were looking for a replacement cruciate ligament for our friend. Mmmm.. your's isn't the same quality but it'll do for now"


    Mathew Gallafant
    toocoolmattis @ hotmail.com
    March 20, 2002
    weeeeeeee!!! here we go again, off doing my backwards rolls and him looking as though he needs a big poo!!


    Joe O'Brien
    doveg61014 @ aol.com
    March 20, 2002
    the ellend road turf is so bad martin keown decided to plant a potato


    Joe O'Brien
    doveg61014 @ aol.com
    March 20, 2002
    the ellend road turf is so bad martin keown decided to plant a potato


    Mirth
    March 20, 2002
    Issue 101 March 2002 see inside for exclusive interviews with all the Arsenal stars! -oops, copied the wrong bit of the fanzine :p


    Joey
    March 18, 2002
    Keown: Wait,, I've seen you on TV!


    adam
    March 05, 2002
    Viduka's love of Bruce Lee was clear to see as he re-enacts his favourite scene from Enter the Dragon


    adam
    March 05, 2002
    Those Australian speed skaters really know how to stay on their feet


    adam
    March 05, 2002
    "hey Viduka, do you think if I have a couple of ribs removed I'll be able to reach myself? Viduka- "how should I know mate, ask Greame Le Saux"


    adam
    March 05, 2002
    Keown-"Hey Viduka, guess what I had for breakfast." Viduka-"That's sick mate I think you should go to the dunny"


    thofman
    vinire @ hotmail.com
    March 02, 2002
    Blimey! They DO wear nappies!


    Hayley
    Hayley @ Smith581.fsnet.co.uk
    March 02, 2002
    Vieira looks on wearily "I bet he gets sent off!!"


    David ingham
    davidingham @ yahoo.com
    March 01, 2002
    Hey Mark thanks for the new yoga move


    Lil' J
    March 01, 2002
    Keown tries out the new and improved


    Lil' J
    Jayjay100 @ hotmail.com
    March 01, 2002
    Keown tries out the new and improved "accidental" tackle, while Paddy looks on admirably with a proud tear in his eye. "He learnt from the best" sniff, sniff!


    Lil' J
    Jayjay100 @ hotmail.com
    March 01, 2002
    Keown practices the new, legal, "accidental" tackle, while Paddy looks on admirably with a proud tear in his eye. "He learnt from the best" sniff, sniff!


    Lil' J
    Jayjay100 @ hotmail.com
    March 01, 2002
    Keown practices the new, legal, "accidental" tackle, while Paddy looks on admirably with a proud tear in his eye. "He learnt from the best" sniff, sniff!


    Lil' J
    March 01, 2002
    Keown practices the new, legal, "accidental" tackle, while Paddy looks on admirably with a proud tear in his eye. "He learnt from the best" sniff, sniff!


    Lil' J
    March 01, 2002
    Keown practices the new, legal, "accidental" tackle, while Paddy looks on admirably with a proud tear in his eye. "He learnt from the best" sniff, sniff!


    Lil' J
    Jayjay100 @ hotmail.com
    March 01, 2002
    Keown tries desperately to get back his gum - it was strawberry flavour!


    Steve
    tied1 @ hotmail.com
    March 01, 2002
    Viduka saying " I gotta get out of here man! Keowns got a Viera coming out of his arse!


    Steve
    tied1 @ hotmail.com
    March 01, 2002
    Try it Mark, these forward rolls are easy really. Come on, I'll help you.


    Mik @
    a.stamand @ sympatico.ca
    February 26, 2002
    Keown desperately looking for his contact lenses under Viduka's shoes: it must be somewhere...


    Will
    February 23, 2002
    Keown - my ankles are knackered Viduka. I need new ones.


    TheBigKahuna
    thebigkahuna @ gulleycom.com
    February 20, 2002
    Merely engaging in the Leeds post-game habit of attacking foreigners, Martin Keown wins an MBE for demonstrating in clear and admirable terms for all just how things work when he's "down undah".


    Mirth
    csmirth @ hotmail.com
    February 15, 2002
    Keown introduces Viduka to the English custom of pulling your opponents leg. Soon afterwards Viduka introduced Keown to the Australian custom of elbowing your opponent in the face.


    Mirth
    csmirth @ hotmail.com
    February 15, 2002
    It was announced today that Martin Keown will face a 5 match ban for head-butting the pitch. Dismissing accusations of a conspiracy the FA said that 'outrageous head-butting like this must be removed from the game'. The ban will follow on from Keowns 3 match ban for sweating whilst playing football.


    hefdgooner
    neil.p.heffernan @ intel.com
    February 13, 2002
    Keown thinking to himself, Studs instead of blades, now why didn't I think of that.


    hefdgooner
    neil.p.heffernan @ intel.com
    February 13, 2002
    Keown grabbing Viduka's foot says " Oi Show me them, I though your boot contract with addidas had finished"


    BAZZA
    barrie @ solomonsb.freeserve.co.uk
    February 10, 2002
    Oi! Martin,You great gormless merde head,I said the only way you'll ever stop Viduka was to carry out some assault, not a F#####g somersault.


    Holyshare
    holyshare @ hotmail.com
    February 08, 2002
    Hey!Your shoes are made by my grandma!See the bottom!"to my little sheep Martin."


    Will
    February 07, 2002
    Keown "they are my socks Viduka, hand em over".


    Bjarte
    February 07, 2002
    Keown : Haha, I got you this time too !


    Will
    February 07, 2002
    Keown excels at 'Swing an Aussie Day'.


    EalingAndy
    ealing_andy @ yahoo.co.uk
    February 07, 2002
    Keown's impression of an ostrich fooled no-one!


    wilson
    silas67 @ yahoo.com
    February 05, 2002
    Viduka: You thought my elbow hurt


    1 nil to the arseanl
    benlewis84 @ hotmail.com
    February 05, 2002
    Keown uses every means possible to try and get a glimpse up Viduka's skirt.


    ad
    February 05, 2002
    mark: "if u stand on ur head while i attempt kung fu and stare at the ball.......we can make it levetate


    Marc Coyte
    marc_coyte @ hotmail.com
    February 04, 2002
    Keown 'See told you it was Viduka who trod in dog Sh*t'


    Hayley
    February 04, 2002
    Viduka tried to make a quick getaway after Keown dropped a stinker.


    Exiled in Newcastle
    ExiledGooner @ aol.com
    February 04, 2002
    Even after all these years Keown's forward roll wasn't good enough for his gymnastics award.


    jack kingwell
    jack_kingwell @ hotmail.com
    February 03, 2002
    Keown: 'hang on these balls aren't Mitre!'


    Haydn
    hlhm @ hotmail.com
    February 03, 2002
    Martin - This aint kung fu mate! Mark - Really? Your pulling my leg!


    Lee Robson
    robson_enfield @ hotmail.com
    February 02, 2002
    Arsenal player: "Look Ref! I told you his studs were illegal!" Leeds player: "Doh!"


    Harv
    ijenning @ spm.org.za
    February 02, 2002
    "Honest, Mr Ref! I was going for the header when this fat Aussie tosser happened along. I told him how impressed I was but could not stop laughing as I was only pulling his leg. Now you aren't really going to send me off, are you?"


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